Doorman, Residents Stand Idly By as Two Guys Kick the Sh*t Out of Each Other In FiDi Lobby

If you thought that the William Beaver House was the Financial District's biggest problem, think again. The Streeteasy threads are all abuzz with talk of the video above which comes from Angry Asian Man, showing a Korean-American lawyer entering the lobby of 63 Wall Street (aka all-rental building The Crest) followed by a drunk idiot resident of the building who proceeds to attack the lawyer (who is presumably not a building resident).

For some unknown reason, the doorman spends the entire attack (in which the two roll around on the floor of the lobby) on the telephone, which is only slightly worse than the several groups of residents who simply walk by the jostling pair, sometimes stepping around the fighting.

Never fear however, as the lawyer (who broke a tooth in the battle) comes out victorious:

"[I] subdued him using Brazilian Jiujutsu and MMA. I held him in a chokehold and told him I'd kill him before the police arrive if he didn't stop struggling and clawing at my eyes."

Eek.