"20 Pine $3.9M Penthouse for Sale!" says Elliman Postcard, Free Eggroll with Every Purchase

In the continuing saga of 20 Pine, we were quite amused yesterday to receive a postcard (pictured here) from Elliman advertising the resale of the stop yelling "REAL PENTHOUSE" at 20 Pine, where apparently we can take a "private elevator to your own full floor 2172 SF NSEW exposure home featuring your own 1318 SF Private Terrace". Sounds pretty sweet, especially since we'll "enjoy living in the most prestigious address downtown steps away from Hermes and Tiffany's" (isn't that like, so 2007?).

Anywho, after poking around, it turns out that the Elliman unit, which is none other than the full-floor PH#50 - listed at $3.9M we're trying to stop laughing too - was sold by the sponsor just over one month ago for $2.86M. The sponsor, "20 Pine Street LLC" sold PH#50 to an entity called "20 Pine LLC" (we are not making this up, peeps), who we are assuming is probably also the sponsor. Because the shell corporation the new owner(s) have listed this unit for more than $1 million more than it's sale price 30 days ago (huh?), we doubt very much Elliman's claim that this unit is "offered below the original pre-construction price!". Perhaps they mean before there was a building there?