$2.4M Condo must "endure" closet

Thanks to this Streeteasy thread, we discovered the quite funny (perhaps in a Madlibs sort of way) misuse of language in this Prudential Elliman ad where a $2.4M condo features a guest bedroom that "endures a closet".

Although we're sure that this guest bedroom has really been through enough with having to deal with this closet, we think that more pain is to come when the room realizes that it is also being subjected to the ugliest zebra rug ever.

If we were the sellers of this $2.4M apartment, we would certainly be flopping mad (or is that freaking angry?) and might be asking ourselves if some of that $100k in commission might be put to good use by buying a dictionary for the office.